[Sam Cree]

"I suggest we make Janet Reno Shelob and promote Hillary to Ungoliant"

I think so too on Reno. But I'm ready to promote Mrs. Clint@@n all the way to Sauron. She seems like about the most evil politician out there...a true communist.

Most of these people somehow seem more like the forces of Mordor. A jerk like Trent Lott doesn't seem to fit anywhere.

But I'm still trying to match up Tom Bombadil...

[JenB]

Bombadil.... you'll have to find a libertarian for that position! I like the metaphor of Hillary as a giant spider, that's why I suggested Ungoliant or Shelob.

Any nine Democrats can be the Nazgul.