[HairOfTheDog]

C'mon down to Tolkien Town!

I am sure glad you found TolkienTown to be as funny as I did. ROTFL!

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Today's specials:
2 Lembas in mallorn leaves $5.99
Splinter from Celeborn's head $3.49
Lorien cloaks (some minor imperfections) $49.99

C'mon down to Tolkien Town!
Save a nickle, save a dime!
You'll save money every time!