Kona Hawaiian?
I once told a manager in the lobby at a Ritz-Carlton in Florida that his lobby coffee was good, but it wasn’t the best lobby coffee I’d ever had.
“Who has better coffee!?” < mildly outraged>
“The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua.” (On Maui. Which I’d been to in the prior year or so, and yes, they had awesome Hawaiian coffee).
“_____”
There wasn’t much he could say on THAT one!
lol