Well, we do know a few things a muzzard will do when slathered with pig offul. The first is they quit whining about their current whine. Then they start using their left hand to help with the wipe-down. They can’t face mecca until they get clean enough to squat on the flying carpet. Greasing it up would be a separate sin. They will quit yelling death to America long enough to figger out how to say pig stuff in Akbar. And if Muckmood is embarrassed by his grease job he may actually book a flight to his haremland to get “cleansed.”
As far as I know we don’t have any muzzies in my neighborhood but you have me thinking maybe I should modify an old grenade pouch to hold some grease balls, just in case. And I’ll keep in touch with a few hog farmers just in case I need some “grazing stock.” I know they’re here since I don’t have any trouble ordering smoked ham.
Thats a funny response
Using tactics involving stuff they abhor as a “repellent” would probably be successful for a while, but it’s not likely to drive them back to the sand-lands. All the muzzies in our country are acutely aware they are here for conquest, in the House of War - so to really remove the threat they will have to be deported, or denounce Islam/ convert to Christianity or something.
Cries of IzlamOphobia are sure to erupt, should anyone squirt non-Halal substances at them though.