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To: BenLurkin

They make money the old-fashioned way: they urn it.


3 posted on 05/18/2026 7:27:51 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: chajin

Ha!


6 posted on 05/18/2026 7:28:58 PM PDT by HYPOCRACY (There is no gravity. The earth just sucks. )
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To: chajin

LOLOL...you made my evening! You win!


19 posted on 05/18/2026 7:43:44 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom ( )
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To: chajin

Good one. 👍


40 posted on 05/18/2026 11:03:32 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: chajin

What’s a Grecian urn? -about 10 bucks an hour!


44 posted on 05/19/2026 12:20:22 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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To: chajin
They make money the old-fashioned way: they urn it.

There was an old man named Benny. He had a long beard, all the way down to his belly button. One day, he decided he was going to shave off his beard, though his friend told him not to, or he would turn into a Grecian urn. He didn’t listen. He shaved off his beard, and sure enough, he turned into a Grecian urn. The moral of the story is; a Benny shaved, is a Benny urned.

46 posted on 05/19/2026 3:33:55 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. 🎤 Father of USAF pilot. ✈️ Aviation is in our DNA)
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