Guards stopping Etruscan in his chariot: “Having a little nip from this flask?”
Etruscan: “Uh, that’s just my grandma Tilly’s rheumatism medicine.”
4 posted on 04/23/2026 7:05:31 PM PDT by frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )