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To: rellic; BenLurkin
An engineer goes to hell. Satan welcomes him and sets him to work fixing HVAC, poor plumbing, etc.

God confronts Satan and tells him sending the engineer to hell was a mistake and he wants him back. Satan refuses, saying the engineer is too valuable. God tells him if he doesn't release the engineer he's going to sue.

Satan folds his arms, rears his head back and says, "Ha! Where are you going to get an engineer?"

20 posted on 04/04/2026 10:37:26 AM PDT by TexasKamaAina
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To: TexasKamaAina

I won’t guess at your meaning,
but it is not clear to me.
Interesting that you use a Hawaiian
word to describe your self.


23 posted on 04/04/2026 10:44:30 AM PDT by rellic
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To: TexasKamaAina; rellic; BenLurkin

A group of engineers were having a discussion about what kind of engineer God is. One engineer posited that the nervous system clearly indicates that God is an electrical engineer. Another engineer disagreed. He stated that the skeletal system definitely shows that God is a mechanical engineer. A third engineer said that they are both wrong, that God is civil engineer. When asked for proof, he said, “Have a close look at the female body. Who but a civil engineer would route a sewage disposal line though a recreational area?”


26 posted on 04/04/2026 10:54:47 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.)
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