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To: stylin19a

Posts like that might trigger a Lawyer Joke slide!


3,545 posted on 03/20/2026 6:58:56 PM PDT by Gasshog
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To: Gasshog
This is what I voted for.

This is a PHENOMENAL IDEA: "What if President Trump announced that ICE agents were going to be supplementing TSA agents inside all of the airports."

The one KICKER that could cause Democrats to bend the knee immediately: "ICE agents are still being paid."

This would not only speed up the democrat induced wait times, but it would SURGE deportations and get them with their stuff already packed!

I support this.

pic.twitter.com/qZgoePVU7K —Gunther Eagleman™
(@GuntherEagleman) March 21, 2026


3,550 posted on 03/20/2026 7:43:05 PM PDT by numberonepal (WWG1WGA)
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don’ know if this is true. This has been told by so many people in slightly different ways - I’m guessing it’s not true.’

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Witness: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Witness: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Witness: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Witness: “No.”

Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”

Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”


3,554 posted on 03/20/2026 7:59:15 PM PDT by stylin19a (Donate blood? NEVER AGAIN! Questions: Who's blood is it? Where'd you get it? Why's it in a bucket ? )
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