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To: dennisw

Dummy’s tummy got an ache, he ate bread he did not bake.


2 posted on 02/05/2026 6:51:03 PM PST by dennisw (There is no limit to human stupidity / )
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To: dennisw

LOL! Pretti Good one.


5 posted on 02/05/2026 6:54:21 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (ICE needs to join with the Indians to run the Grammyist squatters off the Indians' stolen land.)
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To: dennisw

LOL

Something tells me this person probably wouldn’t have read the instructions anyway...


8 posted on 02/05/2026 6:56:06 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: dennisw

LOL well done.


16 posted on 02/05/2026 7:02:33 PM PST by piytar (NEVER FORGET Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, Corey Comperatore, Iryna Zarutska, and Charlie Kirk!)
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To: dennisw
Dummy’s tummy
got an ache.
he ate bread
he did not bake.


20 posted on 02/05/2026 7:04:18 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: dennisw

+1, that’s good! LOL


29 posted on 02/05/2026 7:28:44 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: dennisw

“Dummy’s tummy got an ache, he ate bread he did not bake.”

It was baked before he ate it.


30 posted on 02/05/2026 7:35:52 PM PST by TexasGator (/.)
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To: dennisw

Paddy cake, paddy cake, Baker’s man, put it in your stomach for baby and me...


35 posted on 02/05/2026 7:52:47 PM PST by OKITRUMP77
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To: dennisw; Elsie
Some idiot one time did eat some bread
Though bake it first, it will plainly said
Please do it right
Before taking a bite
Follow directions, so you don’t end up dead
59 posted on 02/05/2026 8:35:36 PM PST by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. 🎤 Father of USAF ISR pilot. ✈️ Aviation is in our DNA)
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To: dennisw

Good job


68 posted on 02/05/2026 10:04:19 PM PST by Revel
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To: dennisw

“Dummy’s tummy got an ache, he ate bread he did not bake.”

That’s because he was already baked from smoking weed and had the munchies!


91 posted on 02/06/2026 5:07:21 AM PST by Tom Tetroxide (Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
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To: dennisw

Good honest poetry.


112 posted on 02/06/2026 3:04:16 PM PST by oldtech
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