We don’t need a bigger mental hospital, we need a bigger morgue.
And I need my coffee because I’m crabby before I get my coffee.

You're crabby after you get your coffee. Doesn't mean you're wrong on this point.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)