SweetiePalm had me getting some stuff down off a high shelf. I had to get up on the top step of the ladder. Not a good idea. I should have known that, at my age, it was the rung thing to do.
I bought tickets for a Shopping Center that was being raffled off. I didn't get it. No one did. I should have known you can't win a mall.
My neighbor asked me if I exercise regularly. I emphatically said, "Yes, I crossfit every day. That's where you cross your fingers and hope your clothes fit."
Not knowing about Greek Mythology is my Achilles' horse.
People who don't know the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)