Why work when you can get welfare?
Work is hard, sitting on a couch with a giant bag of chips in front of the boob tube is easy.
Serious story. I was filling up my boat at a Wawa, so wife and kids went into the story to buy some snacks. Wawa has a big poster saying ‘Now Hiring.’ I walked into Wawa a lady came up and asked me change to get something to eat (really for something up her nose). I told her that I’ll get her some food when I come out. She said, ‘Thank you, I’m not hungry. (So you lied when you asked me for money to get food!)” I said,”Would you like something to drink?” Nope, she wasn’t thirsty. I pointed at the Now Hiring poster and said, “They are hiring. Apply for a job.” She said she’s disabled, so I told her that I didn’t know LAZINESS WAS A DISABILITY! I went inside.