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Alabama ‘porch pirate’ suspect, dressed as woman, arrested [photo - yikes]
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| 10/31/2025
| Theresa Grundman
Posted on 11/02/2025 4:06:55 PM PST by simpson96
MOBILE, Ala. (WKRG) — A man suspected of stealing packages from Mobile and Mississippi porches has been arrested, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office.
According to an MCSO news release, deputies saw a black Ford Escape driving at a high rate of speed around 1 a.m. Friday near Boe Road extension and Spanish Trail.
When they stopped the driver, identified as Todd Anthony Bond, they reportedly found several packages in the car that matched the description of packages recently taken from someone else’s property.
Bond, a 46-year-old Jackson, Mississippi, resident, was arrested and charged with first-degree theft of property.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: isitthemyogi; porchpirates
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:06:55 PM PST
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simpson96
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
Now I feel like watching The Boondock Saints again.
/iykyk
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:09:20 PM PST
by
Salamander
(Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRD)
To: simpson96
Looks like he specializes in back porch piracy
To: simpson96
Friday was Halloween, right? That explains the costume he's wearing.
That -IS- a costume, right? Right?? RIGHT?!?!?
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:11:34 PM PST
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: simpson96
His roots are showing ,LOL
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:15:26 PM PST
by
butlerweave
(Fateh)
To: butlerweave
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:18:24 PM PST
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Frightening Halloween costume!
Oh no! You actually look like that?
Sorry!
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:28:42 PM PST
by
sjmjax
To: simpson96
“Psst! Kid! Down here! Steer clear of that porch pirate over there, okay? That thing gives me the willies! …Here’s a balloon. Warn your friends! Bye!” —Pennywise
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:31:22 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: simpson96
Has to be a hallowen mask, nobody can be that ugly.
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:35:21 PM PST
by
chopperk
To: simpson96
He looks happy go lucky, eh.
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:42:37 PM PST
by
jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
To: simpson96
A lot of teeth marks on that headboard.
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:46:39 PM PST
by
blackdog
((Z28.310) "Diggin the scene with a gangster lean" (Mayfield, Curtis) )
To: simpson96
It looks like my fourth grade English teacher. 😂
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:52:02 PM PST
by
catbertz
To: simpson96
That shade of lipstick is all wrong for his complexion.
He should switch to warmer peachy tones.
• gag•
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:53:12 PM PST
by
Salamander
(Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRD)
To: catbertz
Shovel marks where they dug him up.
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:56:00 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(These violent delights have violent ends.)
To: simpson96
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:57:53 PM PST
by
Zuriel
(Acts 2:38,39....Do you believe it?)
To: Joe 6-pack
ICWYDT
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posted on
11/02/2025 4:58:47 PM PST
by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
To: Salamander
This is what happens when satan dresses up as Julia Child for Halloween.
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posted on
11/02/2025 5:07:10 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: simpson96
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posted on
11/02/2025 5:09:55 PM PST
by
Bullish
(My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
To: simpson96
“a black Ford Escape driving at a high rate of speed”
Hey, my F150 also goes on on drives by itself, only it promised me it would not go at high speeds. /s/
I don’t know what idiot, or AI for that matter, wrote this, but I think this would sound better:
“a black Ford Escape traveling at a high rate of speed”
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posted on
11/02/2025 5:12:26 PM PST
by
redfreedom
(They’re AWFUL...Affuent White Female Urban Leftists)
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