Celebrate tonight with Chianti and Cheese Pizza, extra cheese and extra large!.....................
Pizza-loving branch of the family is visiting - I will have to hide the pizza!
They’ll say they want pepperoni, “meat lovers,” or an everything pizza - but when the pizzas arrive, they’ll grab my cheese pizza. There is never any leftover cheese pizza and the next day no one wants the pepperoni or other pizzas.
Happens every time.