[Leaning Right]

I just did a word count for my novel. As of today, I’m up to seven words. Here’s what I’ve got so far:

It was a dark and stormy night.

(Just kidding, of course.)

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For those who don’t recognize that phrase, yes I stole it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_was_a_dark_and_stormy_night

[Lazamataz]

I'm going to write an autobiography about my time in college. It will start:

It was a stark and dorm-y night.