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"...They’re coming to take jasmine crockett back..."

Or orally probe her.

Or anally probe her.

Or both.

Personally, I hope they take her as food.

An Alien was showing another Alien his damaged ship, and when they came to where the humans were being stored, the following exchange took place:

ALIEN 1: Hey! That human has only has one leg! What happened to the other one? Was it born that way?

ALIEN 2: Well, no...I'm glad you asked. That human is a special-one. She saved the life of me and my family. Our ship was on fire while we were all crashed, and we were knocked insensible in the crash. That there human got loose, came into the ship and with that huge mouth of hers, raised such a ruckus, and wouldn't stop, that we all woke. We couldn't find our way out, and that there human led us through the smoke and fire to safety telling us she was saving us so we could destroy Trump. Yea, she is a special one. So, we feel an obligation to treat her special.

ALIEN 1: That's amazing! What happened to her leg, did she injure it in the fire when she rescued you?

ALIEN 2: Oh, no. A human that special, you just don't eat all at once.