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1 posted on 07/08/2025 11:24:57 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Sorry friends, Lillies Stink.

Never send them unless you’re sure the folks receiving them like ‘em.

Instead, send cheap arse phookin Daisies.

They look nice, last a long time, and don’t stink.


2 posted on 07/08/2025 11:35:52 AM PDT by Macoozie (Roll MAGA, roll!)
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To: Red Badger

I suspect the reason they are so toxic to cats is they are poisonous to cats.


3 posted on 07/08/2025 11:47:57 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: Red Badger

Ask Water;-)


6 posted on 07/08/2025 11:56:56 AM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than saving to WORK of !US:-)p)
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To: Red Badger

Cats are strange little creatures metabolically and emotionally. I still think they come from some other galaxy and their ancestors were stranded here thousands upon thousands of years ago.


8 posted on 07/08/2025 12:04:13 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Donald John Trump. First man to be Elected to the Presidency THREE times since FDR.)
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Cats are great animals and will defend you from demons whilst they are on your bed at night as you sleep. Democrats are the closest to being classified as a demon horde. They are spiting images of the demonic. And that is why they fear cats.


10 posted on 07/08/2025 1:53:01 PM PDT by BEJ
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