[E. Pluribus Unum]

Traditional African diet?

Fried chicken and watermelon?

Relax. It’s a joke.

[Parmy]

What is the live expectancy of the average African?

[Larry Lucido]

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what’s right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

[nopardons]

Actually "a typical African diet" is probably one of THE silliest things EVER written! Africa is a large continent and not everyone who lives there eats the same thing/s, nor even what the article talks about!

A "TYPICAL "RSA Afrikaner diet" is NOTHING at all even remotely like what's in the article and neither are "TRADITIONAL DIETS" throughout that continent!

Yes, a LOT of Americans ( the populace of other nations do to!) eat far too much fast food; however, not everyone even eats it sometimes, or ever!

[simpson96]

I'll pass on the African diet.

Sometimes, "quality of life" can amount to a lot more than "quantity of life".

[Uncle Miltie]

Does the diet result in offspring with lot’s of A’postrophe’s?

[shotgun]

Not served on a daily basis in the mess hall!