> Canada beat us in the War of 1812! <
Joy Reid is correct about that. And that’s why we’ve been speaking Canadian ever since.
Eh?
One day Canada will take over the whole world and then you’ll all be sorry.
Just look at any map and you can see Canada is on top.
Sure, hoser.
Let’s not jump to conclusions. Canadians may be formidable.
Picture those fierce Canadians coming across the snow covered border with sled dogs and horses carrying red uniformed mounties, and then the waves of screaming celebrities behind them like Avril Lavigne, Justin Bieber, Alanis Morissette and Celine Dion.
Chilling.
But we are Americans and we don’t give up.
You hoser. ;-)