[Ezekiel]

a hungry opossum who ate the entire tuxedo chocolate mousse cake

I had to look this up. I may have been into a Costco once, decades ago.

Wow, no wonder possums are fat. Can ya blame the critter? I hope it wasn't a girl possum because she now she has the giltz, worried that her dress makes her look fat.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

There is a meme of a dog that's
"into fitness. Fitness this whole pizza into my mouth."

But this rodent takes the cake!