[Leaning Right]

My telephobia is entirely due to me watching this unsettling skit when I was younger. I wonder if it’s not too late to file a lawsuit.

[dfwgator]

Dr. Johnny Fever did it for me.

Johnny: [after hearing the sirens] It's the phone cops. They know what I did here today.

Venus: What are you talking about?

Johnny: They're coming to get me, man!

Venus: That's paranoia, man!

Johnny: Wake up, sucker, this is the phone company we're talking about! They see everything, they know everything, they got their own covert police force! I'm probably wired for sound right now! I gotta get out of here!

Venus: Johnny!

Johnny: Don't use my name!!

[CodeToad]

I was thinking that skit!: “One ringy-dingy! Two Ringy...”