Posted on 12/04/2024 10:26:53 AM PST by Twotone
U.S. — To the delight of millions, President-Elect Trump has announced that future FBI Director Kash Patel and DOGE co-leader Vivek Ramaswamy will celebrate the inauguration with an epic Bollywood ceremony.
"Vivek and Kash will crush the Deep State, but before that, they will perform the most special and incredible Indian dance the world has ever seen," said Trump to cheering fans. "There will be eagles and tigers and elephants and dancing women, and they will even make that cool dance move where it looks like they're trying to screw in a lightbulb. It will be almost as cool as my dance moves, but not quite, let's be honest."
Patel and Ramaswamy seemed caught off guard by the announcement. "I'm an American from Ohio," said Ramaswamy. "I know the Electric Slide and Cotton Eye Joe. I'm not even that good at dancing. There must be some mistake."
Sources within the administration say they will pull out all the stops to make this event one to remember. "We're going to have them dance to the tune of such classic Bollywood hits as 'Chaiyya Chaiyya' and 'Ae Dil Hai Muskil' while elephants descend upon the National Mall under the rain of confetti fired from a thousand cannons," said the source. "There will be so many explosions, and we'll get to see Kash Patel break out the mesmerizing dance moves of his native land."
"Seriously, guys, I'm from New York," said Patel. "I can't dance to save my life. Please don't make me do this."
Trump has confirmed the pair have set aside their duties as part of Trump's transition team to devote all of their attention to what is sure to be the Bollywood ceremony to end all Bollywood ceremonies.
At publishing time, the Trump transition team had also recruited JD Vance's wife for the performance.
LOL!
I remember a young lady from Nigeria via the UK that I used to work with who was asked if she would like to do one of her "countries traditional dances". She looked at the HR lady like she had suggested that she eat a bug.
"I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I am NOT going to try to dance." In the poshest British accent you have ever heard.
People snicker at over-the-top Bollywood productions, but they are growing on me. They are clean and chaste, tell timeless stories with good morals, and showcase remarkable athleticism and choreography. We could do with a hell of a lot more Bollywood in the sewer that is Hollywood.
And yes, some great stories.
The story of Ashoka is really interesting as history; he was a warrior prince who became so disgusted over the death and carnage of one of his victories that he changed into a peacemaker and created a government that was based on a code of justice centered on compassion, nonaggression, and tolerance.
Of course he *had* already killed most of his enemies, which probably makes it easier, but if one was looking for a good example of ‘repentence’ in the original sense of to change one's direction, going from a general to a supporter of peace and tolerance is kind of an interesting one. Made for a good movies over the years, as well as being interesting history. One of my favorite musicians, the brilliant bassist Mohini Day- one of the best in the world right now and a prodigy at 9 years old- is the daughter of a Bollywood studio musician.
To the delight of millions
Indeed let it be true
That would have been more fun to watch than regular snooty celebrities.
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