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New York Authorities Announce Peanut The Squirrel Died Of COVID
BabylonBee ^
| 11-4-24
| BabylonBee
Posted on 11/04/2024 4:04:49 PM PST by dynachrome
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Are we sure this is satire?
To: dynachrome
If the squirrel had just gotten one more vaxx they would be alive today.
Source: CDC.
Lol.
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:08:31 PM PST
by
cgbg
("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
To: dynachrome
LOCK
THEM
ALL
UP.
FROM
STEM
TO STERN.
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:10:31 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: cgbg
To: Paladin2
That is as stupid as it is funny.
To: dynachrome
I think the vax damaged his poor little rodent heart.
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:11:46 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Ukraine, Russia, Iran, and Israel all pretty much deserve one another.)
To: cgbg
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:16:13 PM PST
by
piytar
(Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
To: dynachrome
Knowing NYS and its history.........
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:18:16 PM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:18:50 PM PST
by
Nifster
( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: dynachrome
Another reminder of how bad things have gotten - I thought this was really non-parody until I double checked the byline.
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:19:46 PM PST
by
reed13k
To: dynachrome
OMG....I burst out laughing...I’m alone in the woods..no one heard me.
To: dynachrome
Cuomo to attend his funeral.
To: dynachrome
The truth is that Peanut is still alive. They changed it’s name to Walznut, gave it covid and they’re taking it on a tour of NYS assisted care facilities to entertain the elderly.
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:24:13 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(If you vote for Kamala you're a squirrel murdering communist!)
To: Sacajaweau
We hear you. And now the whole world will hear you!
To: Sacajaweau
Peanut’s burial will be heavily attended 🥜 🥜 🥜.
To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:55:22 PM PST
by
bitt
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To: dynachrome
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posted on
11/04/2024 4:56:13 PM PST
by
Jane Long
(Jesus is Lord!)
To: dynachrome
… wearing his tiny mask … snicker
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posted on
11/04/2024 5:08:46 PM PST
by
HIDEK6
(God bless Donald Trump)
To: Sacajaweau
If, sometime down the road, I should hear that Cuomo or Hochul got the David Patterson treatment, I wouldn’t be too upset.
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posted on
11/04/2024 6:00:18 PM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: one guy in new jersey; dynachrome
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posted on
11/04/2024 6:55:54 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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