There are no "Knock knock" jokes about America because here, freedom rings.
Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and asks, "Is this whisky?"
Elmer replies, "Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank."
A truck loaded with Vicks vapor rub overturned on the highway. Amazingly enough, there was no congestion for the next eight hours.
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It's in great shape with low mileage. I only drive it from time to time.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.
A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”
The bartender says “you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies “if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”
Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas!