1 posted on
09/21/2024 5:43:51 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Re: The Mouse.
“Everybody’s got to be somewhere!” ~ My Dad
(At least it wasn’t SNAKES!!)
2 posted on
09/21/2024 5:47:04 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: BenLurkin
Omg… imagine the chaos that erupted upon discovery…
I just saw the scene from “Airplane” in my head, where flight attendant asks “does anybody know how to fly a plane?
3 posted on
09/21/2024 5:47:53 AM PDT by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: BenLurkin
An epicure dining at Crewe
Found quite a large mouse in his stew
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting some too.”
To: BenLurkin
11 posted on
09/21/2024 6:08:57 AM PDT by
Trump_Triumphant
(“They recognized Him in the breaking of the Bread”)
To: BenLurkin
12 posted on
09/21/2024 6:09:01 AM PDT by
Trump_Triumphant
(“They recognized Him in the breaking of the Bread”)
To: BenLurkin
Last one.

13 posted on
09/21/2024 6:10:49 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: BenLurkin
if this had been Air Afrique the other passengers would have griped they did not get a mouse too.
14 posted on
09/21/2024 6:12:06 AM PDT by
ronniesgal
(have you even tried to mind your own business?)
To: BenLurkin
They must use the same caterer that the DemonRATS used at their Song and Dance Peep Show in Chicago.
15 posted on
09/21/2024 6:25:47 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(If the DNC would spay and neuter their supporters we wouldn't need all these abortions.)
To: BenLurkin
[[Scandinavian Airlines]]
Thought it was about Haitian Airlines
17 posted on
09/21/2024 6:32:52 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: BenLurkin
18 posted on
09/21/2024 6:44:52 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: BenLurkin
Good Lord, people have become such wimps. A mouse is NOT flight safety risk. An extra landing and takeoff is more of a risk. Get on with the flight, eat when you arrive at your destination. You can go hungry for 2 hours or whatever.
20 posted on
09/21/2024 6:46:22 AM PDT by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: BenLurkin
This piece-of-s..t airline left thousands of its passengers totally abandoned during the summer of 2023, without any financial compensation, and is now desperately trying to get their business back by offering prices below market. Hope the mice-in-the-meal incident(s) will turn most of the passengers off those bastards.
21 posted on
09/21/2024 6:53:09 AM PDT by
exinnj
To: BenLurkin
“For today’s meal, we’ll be serving fresh RATatouille.”
To: BenLurkin
“Stewardess, I requested the vegetarian meal.”
27 posted on
09/21/2024 7:53:06 AM PDT by
GSWarrior
(Don’t ever tell me “it can’t happen here.”)
To: BenLurkin
28 posted on
09/21/2024 7:53:48 AM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: BenLurkin
This is one of those stories where I say: THANK GOODNESS that wasn’t me!
29 posted on
09/21/2024 8:14:29 AM PDT by
jocon307
To: BenLurkin
Oh how the former mighty have fallen:
"Greatness awaits as we're off to pillage England!"

"Hold tight fellow Norse. This storm will not stop our quest!"

"Despite the crudest tools we navigated our way."

"All was well until we faced a fearsome monster!"

"That we escaped with our lives to tell the tale...whew."

31 posted on
09/21/2024 8:24:47 AM PDT by
MikelTackNailer
(Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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