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1 posted on 09/21/2024 5:43:51 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Re: The Mouse.

“Everybody’s got to be somewhere!” ~ My Dad

(At least it wasn’t SNAKES!!)


2 posted on 09/21/2024 5:47:04 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: BenLurkin

Omg… imagine the chaos that erupted upon discovery…

I just saw the scene from “Airplane” in my head, where flight attendant asks “does anybody know how to fly a plane?


3 posted on 09/21/2024 5:47:53 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: BenLurkin

An epicure dining at Crewe
Found quite a large mouse in his stew
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting some too.”


5 posted on 09/21/2024 5:53:17 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: BenLurkin

Tastes like chicken.


11 posted on 09/21/2024 6:08:57 AM PDT by Trump_Triumphant (“They recognized Him in the breaking of the Bread”)
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To: BenLurkin

Tastes like chicken.


12 posted on 09/21/2024 6:09:01 AM PDT by Trump_Triumphant (“They recognized Him in the breaking of the Bread”)
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To: BenLurkin
Last one.


13 posted on 09/21/2024 6:10:49 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: BenLurkin

if this had been Air Afrique the other passengers would have griped they did not get a mouse too.


14 posted on 09/21/2024 6:12:06 AM PDT by ronniesgal (have you even tried to mind your own business?)
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To: BenLurkin

They must use the same caterer that the DemonRATS used at their Song and Dance Peep Show in Chicago.


15 posted on 09/21/2024 6:25:47 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If the DNC would spay and neuter their supporters we wouldn't need all these abortions.)
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To: BenLurkin

[[Scandinavian Airlines]]

Thought it was about Haitian Airlines


17 posted on 09/21/2024 6:32:52 AM PDT by Bob434
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18 posted on 09/21/2024 6:44:52 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

Good Lord, people have become such wimps. A mouse is NOT flight safety risk. An extra landing and takeoff is more of a risk. Get on with the flight, eat when you arrive at your destination. You can go hungry for 2 hours or whatever.


20 posted on 09/21/2024 6:46:22 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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This piece-of-s..t airline left thousands of its passengers totally abandoned during the summer of 2023, without any financial compensation, and is now desperately trying to get their business back by offering prices below market. Hope the mice-in-the-meal incident(s) will turn most of the passengers off those bastards.


21 posted on 09/21/2024 6:53:09 AM PDT by exinnj
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To: BenLurkin

“For today’s meal, we’ll be serving fresh RATatouille.”


25 posted on 09/21/2024 7:40:38 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: BenLurkin

“Stewardess, I requested the vegetarian meal.”


27 posted on 09/21/2024 7:53:06 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Don’t ever tell me “it can’t happen here.”)
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To: BenLurkin

Snakes gotta eat, too.


28 posted on 09/21/2024 7:53:48 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: BenLurkin

This is one of those stories where I say: THANK GOODNESS that wasn’t me!


29 posted on 09/21/2024 8:14:29 AM PDT by jocon307
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Oh how the former mighty have fallen:

"Greatness awaits as we're off to pillage England!"
voyage

"Hold tight fellow Norse. This storm will not stop our quest!"
longship

"Despite the crudest tools we navigated our way."
Viking

"All was well until we faced a fearsome monster!"
mouse

"That we escaped with our lives to tell the tale...whew."
Viking

31 posted on 09/21/2024 8:24:47 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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