Flight diverted after passenger finds live mouse in meal

BBC ^ | Jack Burgess

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Re: The Mouse.

“Everybody’s got to be somewhere!” ~ My Dad

(At least it wasn’t SNAKES!!)

[NFHale]

Omg… imagine the chaos that erupted upon discovery…

I just saw the scene from “Airplane” in my head, where flight attendant asks “does anybody know how to fly a plane?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Simple solution should be to assign a cat to every plane for permanent duty, just like ships have a ship's cat.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

An epicure dining at Crewe
Found quite a large mouse in his stew
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting some too.”

[ClearCase_guy]

Does anyone have Samuel L. Jackson’s phone number? I have a script idea I want to pitch to him.

[telescope115]

They need to start putting cats (mousers) on planes.

Their motto can be ”Fly the Furry Skies”

[Larry Lucido]

“does anybody know how to fly a plane?

[armourenthusiast]

They should hire Springfield cats as they keep extremely fit by running away from all the those illegal alien haitians.

[Larry Lucido]

Hey, mouse, were you over Oslo?

I never got over Oslo.

[Trump_Triumphant]

Tastes like chicken.

[Trump_Triumphant]

Tastes like chicken.

[Larry Lucido]

Last one.

[ronniesgal]

if this had been Air Afrique the other passengers would have griped they did not get a mouse too.

[FlingWingFlyer]

They must use the same caterer that the DemonRATS used at their Song and Dance Peep Show in Chicago.

[FirstFlaBn]

“I hope you brought enough for everybody.”

[Bob434]

[[Scandinavian Airlines]]

Thought it was about Haitian Airlines

[dfwgator]

[Oscar in Batangas]

The lone Haitian aboard was heard to exclaim, “Has anyone seen my appetizer? It was on my tray just a second ago.”

[FreedomPoster]

Good Lord, people have become such wimps. A mouse is NOT flight safety risk. An extra landing and takeoff is more of a risk. Get on with the flight, eat when you arrive at your destination. You can go hungry for 2 hours or whatever.