[RandallFlagg]

The Babylon Bee.
Saying what we all are thinking.

[ComputerGuy]

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[NonValueAdded]

Sadly, this is not fiction.

[RoosterRedux]

The anti-gun lobby requires that the FBI permit these shooters to complete their plans.;-)

[butlerweave]

Obama/Holder’s FBI has been training and then catching them for many years

[johniegrad]

At publishing time, the FBI admitted that it had been too busy training would-be Trump assassin Thomas Crooks to do anything to prevent the latest school shooting

If Harris is elected, the Bee will be one of her first casualties.

[protest1]

If only this were satire!

[cgbg]

In other news Democrat Congressional staffers have been caught making plane reservations to the location of the next five mass shootings so they can howl about gun grabbing legislation.

:-)

[FlingWingFlyer]

I think it’s time for the Feddies to put away their J6 Feddie Posse badges and pink Keystone Cops hats and start concentrating on these public school kids killing innocent people to include their classmates or former classmates. A 14 year old takes a RIFLE too school, murders four innocent people and wounds many out and everybody around acts surprised. What the ****! Every dumbass that didn’t see this coming as we entered into election season needs to layoff off the “recreational” drugs for a while.

[FlingWingFlyer]

We’re really going to catch hell when all these illegal alien invader gangs start recruiting the Head Start, Kindergarten and other elementary school Tater Tot Toddlers in our public schools and train the little chimps to start killing more people than they already are,

[Red Badger]

When did the Bee start publishing real news?.................

[BitWielder1]

It's an important jobs program for overmedicated disturbed youths.
Those guns are not going to shoot themselves after all.

[grumpygresh]

The federal police state agencies are garbage, weaponized against conservatives.
No wonder Trump won’t take briefings from them for fear of being set up for leaking classified information.

https://www.axios.com/2024/08/22/trump-decline-intelligence-briefings-leak

If Trump doesn’t get in, it will be even worse.

[eastexsteve]

... the Federal Bureau of Investigation assured the public that the next ten mass shooters were also on their radar.

That's a misprint. "Mass shooters" needs to be replaced with "gun-owning white republicans."

[JSM_Liberty]

The problem is that there are tens or hundreds of thousands of people on the FBIs radar and we don’t know which of those thousands will be the next 10 mass shooters.

[chuckee]

They follow Secret Service rules of engagement when it comes to potential murder suspects they are tracking. They don’t turn the radar on until the first shots are fired, preferably after the first victim loses an ear.

[Responsibility2nd]

Look at our track record of knowing about all of these dangerous people before they do terrible things. We've got them pegged, sometimes for months or years beforehand. We've already got the list of the next ten shooters. Just watch. You'll know we're telling the truth as soon as the shootings happen."

 

Recently I ran an internet search looking for a list of all the mass murders that the FBI knew about in advance or at least had an idea that the perp was a dangerous insane idiot. Of course nothing came up.

We know of the OKC Bombing, rhe Las Vegas Massacre, the Orlando nightclub massacre, the San Bernadino Christmas shooting and so many others that can readily come to mind

[Flag_This]

It’s a “watch list,” not a “do list.”