How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there. There were so many things needed changing.
I have been informed that the gender neutral name for 'Sugar Daddy' is Glucose Guardian.
Do cheap pirates get their hooks at the second hand store?
Sweetie Palm tripped right in front of me while carrying the clean laundry. There was nothing I could do but watch it all unfold before me.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
In the News/Activism forum, on a thread titled Random Video Surfaces of Assassin Thomas Crooks at Butler Rally Before Shooting, [H/T bitt]
Here's a few seconds from the 10 second video posted by Tony Seruga.
https://x.com/TonySeruga/status/1825678200875454735
What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.
If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
I was was going to tell a joke about a dead parrot, but it was way too Macawbre.
Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.
