Oh, is this an even numbered week so that science has again proven that coffee is bad for you? I guess next week it will be again proven that it is good for you. Trust the science!
I think there’s a secret wheel hidden in some university somewhere. Whenever a scientist decides to study something, he must first spin the wheel. That will give the direction his research must take.
As a side note, it’s a shame “Very Bad” came up for Climate Change. Billions will be wasted as a result.