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What was the first clue? She carried him over the threshold?
1 posted on 05/29/2024 3:38:33 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

This is going to be an interesting thread.


2 posted on 05/29/2024 3:40:17 PM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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To: Morgana

Some of the waxed fruit at the Dollar Store looks pretty convincing, too.


3 posted on 05/29/2024 3:41:18 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana
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What does the famous Islamic Honor require in a situation such as this?

As there was not "intimacy" perhaps the "marraige" is anulled and all returns to as it was?

Or, as it is Islam, does someone have to die?

5 posted on 05/29/2024 3:44:47 PM PDT by marktwain (The Republic is at risk. Resistance to the Democratic Party is Resistance to Tyranny. )
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To: Morgana

They must be very even tempered people, he never got a rise out of her.


6 posted on 05/29/2024 3:45:31 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: Morgana

This will certainly go down in the annals of Indonesian history.


7 posted on 05/29/2024 3:46:50 PM PDT by Round Earther
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To: Morgana
> Adinda wore a traditional Muslim niqab that covered her entire face… <

"A niqab is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
Mohammad Gump


12 posted on 05/29/2024 3:49:06 PM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: Morgana
Gonna need a modified matrix for man hands.


13 posted on 05/29/2024 3:50:26 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Morgana
Kind of like this?
16 posted on 05/29/2024 3:54:03 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966 )
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And it’s all because of squat toilets...


18 posted on 05/29/2024 4:00:19 PM PDT by SecondAmendment (The history of the present Federal Government is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations ....)
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To: Morgana

This is one of those rare instances where I agree with the islamic custom of honor killing.


19 posted on 05/29/2024 4:00:37 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: Morgana

L-O-L-A


22 posted on 05/29/2024 4:02:56 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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I guess this makes a good case for premarital sex. Find out before it's too late.

23 posted on 05/29/2024 4:03:31 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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Okay, but there’s other things one can do for your man at that time of the month. Just sayin’ ...


26 posted on 05/29/2024 4:05:12 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Morgana

Reminds me of the song by Ton-Loc

Oh, my goodness gracious, break it down for ‘em
Uh-huh, Funky Cold Medina

I went up to this girl, she said, “Hi, my name is Sheena”
I thought she’d be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, “I’d like a drink, “ I said, “Ehm, okay, I’ll go get it”

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

So I threw him out, I don’t mess around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I’msaying, y’all? Ain’t no plans with a man
Oh, yeah, Funky Cold Medina
Oh, it’s too late, break it down


28 posted on 05/29/2024 4:07:04 PM PDT by Cold_Red_Steel
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He didn’t try the shoes on before he bought them?


29 posted on 05/29/2024 4:07:17 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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What was his plan, to be feeling unwell the entire marriage? Not that that doesn’t happen.


31 posted on 05/29/2024 4:09:24 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Morgana

"Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!"

36 posted on 05/29/2024 4:20:23 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Morgana

Walked like a woman and talked like a man...


37 posted on 05/29/2024 4:23:25 PM PDT by bigbob
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Dude looks like a Lady....


38 posted on 05/29/2024 4:28:33 PM PDT by ANKE69 ("Russians aren't people." Proudly posted by MeganC (Crockett))
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Not the first time I have heard of this. Another case was a pretty well known male band leader whose true identity as a female was known only after his/her death.


39 posted on 05/29/2024 4:30:17 PM PDT by MHT
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