(with apologies to Jimmy Buffett, RIP)
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know where I’m a gonna go
When the volcano blow
Guv’ner say me got to leave
Only way is by the sea
Try’na scurry like the crab
Can’t get on de boat ‘less I get de jab
Bringing cruise ships for you and me
Loading up all every we
Like the lava me temper’s hot
They leaving me back – I ain’t had a WuFLu shot
Now de shot if good it be
You don’t get WuFlu from me
If I carry germ I’m now immune
I can’t get WuFlu from you
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know where I’m a gonna go
When the volcano blow
Lol! Perfect