Written with a Sharpie right across the belly of that swine....
What's the difference between a Muslim rock festival and Woodstock? Most of the people who got stoned at Woodstock lived to tell the tale.
How many Mozlem people can get into a car? None, if I am driving.
A muslim walks into a bar with his wife. The bartender says โThe filthy unshaven beast has to go but the goat can stay.โ
A Mozlem wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out their marriage. "Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" She asked. "Yeah," He replied, "But to be fair, you were only five at the time.!!"
Q.Why do Mozlem men have red eyes after sex? A.From the pepper spray.
Did you hear about the new Mozlem Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, a black eye, and a welfare check.
Q:How do Mozlems practice safe sex? A:They mark the camels that kick
Q. What is the difference between Mohammad and a Genie? A. Moe makes you do HIS wishes and you're not going to like them
Q. Why don't Mozlems have dogs? A. Because liberals are their best friends and twice as slavish.
After Mohammad gets up he walks to see the sunrise and then he hears a voice. "Good Morning Moe , how are you today!"
"Who is that?" Said Mad Moe.
"It is I, the Sun".
"What a wonderful sign!" Moe thought. "The Sun is speaking to me!" He told the Sun he was feeling divine and then Mad Moe went about his business of raping and killing. Later that day as he was pillaging a small village he heard the voice again.
"Good Afternoon Moe, how are you doing?"
"I'm feeling like I could conquer the world!" says Moe, now really full of himself knowing the Sun is on his side!
That evening while Mad Moe was molesting a little girl before he sold her as a slave he noticed the sunset. Moe walks out onto a porch expecting the Sun to greet him once more. But nothing happens.
Now puzzled, Moe says "Hello Sun! Why don't you speak to me now?"
In a monstrous voice the Sun responded" "To hell with you jerk! I'm in the West Now!"
Drawn but can we also quarter him? Halfway there.
West Side Story song “Somewhere.”
Hold my hand and we’re halfway there.
Hold my hand and I’ll take you there
Somehow,
Some day,
Somewhere!
๐ท โ ๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ชณ ๐คฎ ๐น ๐บ ๐ฆ .
Yesterday in the St. Matthews section of Louisville a man in Muslim garb shot a woman. He was then walking down Frankfort Avenue with a wicked looking weapon strapped to himself. He was spraying bullets to the pavement randomly. He got ahold of someone’s car and left it on the railroad tracks. He was arrested, will be arraigned tomorrow and is on a $200,000 bond. Fox oughta be all over this but I expect a media blackout. The people that run the country have too much invested in Trump supporters as a threat to democracy.
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I cannot draw, but I can defecate.
Dropped a big log and christened it โMohammedโ (piss be upon him), then flushed it all away.
Eskimos have about 120 words for different types of snow.
Muslims have about 120 words for different types of anger.
Pinging Laz. This seems like a perfect subject for your newfound medium.
Don't be this guy! Post them if you got them!
The Shahada: There is no god named Allah. Mohammed is his false prophet.
There was a great goat picture in the news or a link over the past week. Looking for it now, but the search results are disgusting, much like Mohammad and Islam.
I created an excellent likeness in the porcelain room earlier today.
Happy Raghead Day ๐๐ป