[Diana in Wisconsin]

If you made it through this BS, add #11 to your 'Things To Do' List:

11. Despair. Kill yourself right now. *SMIRK*

[Fai Mao]

#12. Take another leftist out with you

[metmom]

I hang out my laundry.

The excuses I get from people for not doing it are astounding.

We save a ton on our power bill because of it.

But seriously, I am NOT worried about climate change.

Global warming? Bring it on. Lower heating bills and longer growing seasons. What’s not to like?

[j.havenfarm]

I feel so much better after reading no. 10. Unfortunately I suspect the author could not explain why the decrease already experienced isn’t enough, what’s magic about 3.6 degrees, and the scientific studies showing the extent to which nos 1-9 will help with that seemingly-arbitrary goal

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

No one is going to take away your burger

Bullsh*t. You vill eat ze boogs.

[immadashell]

Disregard all of these suggestions and just TURN OFF THE SUN!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

12. Eat your pets. Pets cause global warming, and they’re a great source of protein.

[GOPJ]

Additional ways to save Mother Earth:

Legislate restrictions on the number of swimming pools elites can fill with water. One per family NOT one per mansion.

Limit the number of feet a private boat can be to 75 feet. Any private watercraft longer will be dismantled and sold for scrap. (A coupon credit in the form of 'pounds of edible bugs' will be given to the former ship owner)

Tax all private jets at the rate of $4,000 per mile... anyone 'cheating' on miles will be given a mandatory 2 year sentence for the first offense.

[SaxxonWoods]

What do I do to speed it up?

[MtnClimber]

Climate change for those who don't no nuffins

[SkyDancer]

Ignore the stupidity of liberals. Climate change? Look what happened in Dubai?

[Wuli]

Nonsense.

You can do all those things and if the “science” the alarmists use is “accurate” (questionable) and given many economic truths in the world (a) all such efforts will be defeated by the collective actions of most of the world’s populations (particularly in Asia, Africa and Latin America) and so-called “warming” will (or will not) occur anyway.

[glennaro]

Help Stop Global Warming (as "warming" is the only "climate change" Democrat/Communists are concerned about):

Wear a mask, stay six feet apart, get vaccinated over and over and over again ... Oops! Wrong "existential crisis"!

Let's try again:

Stop using aerosols, turn off your A/C ... Oops! Wrong "existential crisis" again!

[Nateman]

I much rather slow or stop the spread of Communism.

[RoosterRedux]

Eat your ribeyes rare?

[wbarmy]

Actually, that should be number one. If all of them do this, then the problem disappears, one way or another. (/sarc. Cause somebody will think I am advocating suicide.)

[Montana_Sam]

Too bad all the “climate change” alarmists failed eight-grade science.

Dullards and dunces, the lot of ‘em.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Plant a billion trees and problem solved. You won’t need the other stuff. Which then makes you wonder about the uncontrolled forest fires and why the flame retardant drooping planes were cancelled by Obama.

[Col Freeper]

Sean Sublette and the rest of the "Climate Change" Cult all fail to realize why their view of the World is forever dark and dreary.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

I skipped Taco Tuesday. Doing my part, one small thing at a time.

[eyeamok]

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