[lee martell]

Enjoy your cranberry juice,
but Men, be careful not to let any juice drip when you’re wearing your white Bergdorf Goodman; Giorgio Cashmere dress shirt: priced at $3990.

Or, when slumming about in your Dunhill Luxury Cotton dress shirt, minimally priced at $725.00

[Songcraft]

The best thing to do when you're guzzling your cranberry juice, is to wear one of your cranberry-colored shirts.

[gnarledmaw]

Were I wearing such rags it would be high time to dispose of them along with my haberdasher lest someone confuse me with a Yale man like yourself.