[Pilsner]

The Dutch did it [cannibalism]in the eighteenth century but there is reason to hope they have outgrown that trait.The
The french did it in the nineteenth century I have my doubts about their growth..

I can confidently state that the Royal Navy has the problem of cannibalism relatively under control, and that the Royal Air Force now suffers more casualties in the this area. And what do think Prince Harry and the Irish Guards were eating in Afghanistan, ration packs?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The Reluctant Cannibal · Flanders & Swann