Posted on 03/07/2024 11:17:57 AM PST by VideoPaul
So....with Slow Joe's speech tonight, what should we look for? What time do you think they are getting him up for a 9PM speech...which is hours past his bedtime.
I say 7:00pm and at least three references to his dead son.
Can that POSSIBLY be true???
I’ll wait for the out takes reel...
Hunter needs a break to go to the bathroom to do a line (or two, or three, or four...)
Too bd there wasn’t a way to put a whole row of pretty little girls right up in front o him......it’d be hilarious...
Oh...and FJB
It might be easier to list the things he wont go near
Illegal aliens and the American Citizens they rob, rape and kill
Laken Riley
Hundreds of millions spent on illegal aliens
Hundreds of BILLIONS spent on Ukraine
Years of 8% inflation
Hunter’s crack cocaine habit
Hunter’s indictments
Hunter’s gun law violations
Sundowning at noon daily
37% approval
He will blame Trump for everything, then say how he fixed it. Talk about everything he did for Israel. Energy and food costs are down because of climate policies. How he tightened up the border. Blah blah blah. All the while standing there wired on amphetamines with a depends full of crap.
And tomorrow, after the s4it show, the mediacrats will say how courageous he was. I read the playbook.
Even if he DOES collapse in a gibbering heap and start masturbating in front of the entire nation the Democrats and their sycophantic media slaves will declare it the greatest SOTU in history.
I’m hoping he does his little hop step (to show his vigor), on the way to the podium, and falls flat on his face, knocked unconscious, and hauled off on a gurney.
Then, future candidate Mattressback can give a word-salad version of the SOTU, to show what a statesman she is.
It is all rigged up—He will do excellently tonight. Best speech ever. He is primed, drugged up and ready to give it the best ever. That or his body double will do the talk (Look at his ears to see if its really Joe Biden or his look-a-like.) It will be about “Tax the Rich,” and “All must pay their fair share!” (save for Hunter and Joe). Big push for Ukraine and against Trump to “save democracy from a dictator” and over throw Putin (worst threat than Hitler).
He will jog-shuffle to the podium and spend the time stumbling all over himself trying to be dashing and debonair.
I hope he starts yelling and screaming and says “not a joke” at least 10 times before tripping and falling into something and maybe even sniffs a little girl, then sh#ts himself.
He’s gonna be some pumped on Adderall god knows what will happen...
There is a test pattern on another channel that looks good!
They’ll be feeding him ice cream until the moment he walks on the house floor figuring the sugar high will last for the length of the speech.
They’ll off him TWO of his favorite fruit cups at bed tonight if he does good.
Either that or Hunter will have him do several bumps of Columbian bamm-bamm.
I’m not a drinker but if I took a drink every time he told a lie I would be falling down drunk in 5 minutes!
You are prophetic...at least about the greatest ever part.
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