I get your excitement but here is an honest critique. All caps makes your posting less serious. Yes, it is crucially important but I think we use way too many hyperboles these days.
Right all caps makes me ignore it.
HEY ENGLISH PROFESSOR/FREE REPUBLIC EDITOR IN CHIEF....IT WAS COPIED AND PASTED DIRECTLY FROM THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE
IF YOU’RE OFFENDED BY THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE TO THE ARTICLE THAT I POSTED, PLEASE FREE TO SKIP RIGHT PAST IT.