[Boogieman]

So, if they vote to incorporate, they will become Dike City?

Well, I’m goin’ to Dike City where it’s two to one
Goin’ to Dike City gonna have some fun
Two Dikes for every Gay!

[crusty old prospector]

Take me down to the new Dike City where the grass is brown and the girls are chunky. Take, me, home.