[Michael.SF.]

scientists like C. Kevin Boyce, a geophysicist... who has published several papers on Prototaxites, back to the theory that they were fungi.

So Kevin is a real fungi.

[dfwgator]

But Gus the gardener’s gone now and you went with him too,
The fungus here reminds me of the fun Gus is having with you;
The rockery’s a mockery, with weeds it’s overgrown,
The fuchsia’s gone, I couldn’t face the fuchsia all alone

And my tears fell like raindrops from the sky above,
And poisoned all the flowers in my garden of love.

-Benny Hill

[Qwapisking]

Heard about a girl who only dates mushrooms. She’s looking for a fungi! Pah-dump.