He won’t do that again. Or will he?
He’s a real Florida Man
Sitting in his Florida jams
Painkillers in the jail
He’s got time to think
Does he have a point of view
Know yet where his life goes to
Or will he blame others
And not learn a thing?
Florida Man, please listen
Get a clue, stop pissin’
All your opportunities away
Just because your ass is white
You’re still screwed if with the cops you fight
And gravity hurts even if you’re right
Never mind the trucks
Stupidity is sometimes incurable.