When I was growing up it was said 1% of Americans were queer and it was a mental illness. Now they claim its 20% and if you are not queer you are not normal!
That would cause the whole base to start tap dancing wherever they were.
We had a whole formation, all ready for a Commanding General's inspection, dissolve into mayhem when that announcement went out - men in Dress Blues, with weapons, all tapdancing at once.
The general wasn't amused.