[Steely Tom]

But the lady on the right can give me a call. I’m in the book.

I think it was when Dennis Miller was hosting SNL's Weekend Update that he did a story about how Michelle Pfeiffer had separated from her husband or boyfriend at the time (mid '80s?).

Then he said to the camera, "listen guys, if you're thinking you might run into her at the laundromat you better think again..."

He paused and said "reality... check into it."

[Leaning Right]

> Then he said to the camera, "listen guys, if you're thinking you might run into her at the laundromat you better think again..." <

LOL. But you don’t understand. I have every Beatles album on 8-track tape. What woman could resist an evening grooving to that?