[PROCON]

I just paid $3.58 for a dozen large eggs here in E. Washington state, I'm not yolking.

I wonder if the border patrol is finding as many drug smugglers as egg smugglers?

[1Old Pro]

We used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses, now we lock them up.

[albie]

“Let them eat...an egg”

[Bigbrown]

Might be more economically viable to the cartels!

[dznutz]

[uptowngirl]

Pretty soon we will all have chickens in our backyards.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Most people assume eggs are harmless. They're not. They can cause serious damage to paint and leave very nasty stains on clothing if not washed immediately.

[dpetty121263]

I caught a Democrat trying to steal eggs at my Chicken Yard..he is just hanging around on a post..

[Tommy Revolts]

You can walk on in, just don’t bring any eggs with you.

[rightwingcrazy]

“If you fail to declare them or try to smuggle them, you face civil penalties.”

Just call them undocumented migrant eggs. The government will welcome them and subsidize them, and if they miss the court hearing, there will be no consequences. The downside is at least 18 new Democrat voters per dozen.

[Yo-Yo]

Smuggling is up a whopping 108%? From what, One dozen per week to two dozen?

[bimboeruption]

My Amish neighbor just raised the price for a dozen brown eggs...$2.00.

She said feed prices are up.

[Pox]

Picked up 2 dozen for just a bit over $7 at Costco last weekend.

[Pigsley]

One doz was $10.00 in North Scottsdale, AZ a few weeks ago. Now I found them for $7.00....but hardly any for sale. Same thing at the two major chain store and Walmart. I just stopped buying them. Cheese and crackers for a while, I guess.

[dsrtsage]

When eggs are outlawed,
only outlaws will have eggs

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[Chode]

psssst, I got EGGS...

[TalBlack]

Six dollars for Eggland’s best here on LI.