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Posted on 11/09/2022 11:09:21 AM PST by Lazamataz
(AP) Philidelphia -- In a show of tremendous graciousness, Jon Fetterman called Mehet Oz and congratulated Oz on his Senate win.
"I'm glad I to beat you, so I race to congratulate you on my win. I surrender. Good luck on Senate, Mr. Oz. Can't wait to go run." Fetterman is quoted as saying.
Analysts were confused that, since Fetterman won, why he would concede the race to Oz. Fetterman's handlers were trying to explain to him, albiet unsuccessfully, that winning a race means you actually take the political position. Fetterman responded by attempted to call Oz and conceding again. (continued on page 6)
Ironic isn’t it how a man who suffered a stroke that is very possibly an adverse event of the vaxseem defeats a man who could have taken the lead in a Senate investigatory committee’s questioning of bureaucrats who might have been responsible for this event.
I don’t think Fetterman will be with us for six months. Wifey, on the other hand,....
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I don’t wish something bad for anyone but six years could be six months or even six weeks.
I am not the Higher Authority who has the final say.
You mean Mrs Fetterman gets six years to keep up Mr Fetterman’s appearance of knowing what he is doing.
Oz did fine on what was bad about Fetterman but was weak on what he as Senator could and would do, as it relates to the desires of the people of Phildelphia, without whom Fetterman would have lost. Crime as bad as it is is a local and state problem which Senators have little power to Fix, so Oz’s points about that won him few votes where he needed the most - Philadelphia.
Mrs. Fetterman has clothes horse Jill to pave the way before her.
America has become a very strange land.
Someone is going to get fed up with us and it will get very interesting.
Republicans are clearly doing it wrong. Need to put up more brain-damaged, senile, demented, just plain nuts candidates.
Shoot, the democrats have most of the good ones like Mikey Moore, Meathead, Crazy Mazie, and Mad Maxine.
Maybe we need to start smacking some upside the head with a shovel now so we’ll have some in good form for 2024.
With his health issues he'll be lucky to still be there in six months...
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Republicans are clearly doing it wrong. Need to put up more brain-damaged, senile, demented, just plain nuts candidates...
who refuse to debate their opponents and go into hiding except for a few brief moments when they say really dumb stuff-
evidently that is what the nation wants- the3 nuttier or more inept the better it seems
Senate can either allow puppet Fetterman’s Russian/Chinese/Brazillian friendly Brazilian leftist wife and the Obama/Jarrett type administrative state to control Fetterman like they do Biden, or they can determine Fetterman “unfit”, throw him out, and have a temp put in his place who would be chosen by the PA governor.
Similar to how they could legitimately 35A Biden out in a heartbeat if they wanted.
With his health issues he’ll be lucky to still be there in six months...
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That was the conventional wisdom regarding FJB.
And yet the bastard is still alive.
Or six days.
Keystone State = Short Bus State.
Oz was unlikeable. Like Hillary he can't get a majority of the vote.
Humor never hurts
Oz lost to a brain damaged retard.
I wish they could both have lost.
In a swishy retard eternal embrace.
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