I’d be in the same league but my wife will/would kill me:-)
Me too, been buying selling trading guitars etc for years. This year I retired so what I have now is what I’ll have till:-)
“But I’d never, never sell my guitar ‘cause that would, honey that’d be a sin”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgsCxHGAe_8
Silly little ditty from Ten Years After but embodying a sentiment that I embraced. I’ve sold different amps and effects over the years but never any of my guitars.
I did burn one. A cheap Harmony acoustic that I got from my brother. Someone had stressed the neck and damaged the truss assembly. I could never get it to stay in tune and it almost drove me away from playing altogether.