Why are Burmese pythons even allowed as pets? One killed a two year old in a crib, because the snake was underfed. I wished it had killed the idiot owner instead. They’re also a plague in Florida, and are upsetting the eco-balance.
I remember a couple years ago in New York City, some ghetto boy who wanted to be thought of as a bad ass kept a huge python for a "pet". He'd feed it live chickens and get a boner when the python squeezed the chickens to death. Then one day the ghetto boy took a chicken to feed to his pet python. Unfortunately that day the python wasn't in the mood for chicken so he ate the ghetto boy instead. True story.