Posted on 08/14/2022 10:56:23 PM PDT by Morgana
Senator Ted Cruz has joked fellow Senator Elizabeth Warren 'might have a penis' because 'in today's Democrat Party, how do we know she doesn't?'
Speaking to around 1,500 supporters at the seventh annual Basque Fry in Gardnerville, Nevada, Cruz told supporters: 'We need courage responding to crazy town.
'Elizabeth Warren told reporters that a guy came up to her and said, ''I would have voted for you if only you had a penis''.'
Cruz accused Warren of making up the story. He went on: 'In today's Democrat [sic] Party, how do we know she doesn't? How could you possibly know? 'My name is Elizabeth, call me Bob, this is my beer.'
The 2016 Republican presidential candidate's comments were met with raucous laughter. The clip was flagged by activist Lauren Windsor on Twitter.
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I’m sure a Boston hospital could install an after-market version.
Pokeyhontas? Yikes.
She has 1/1024th of one for sure.
Cruz doing his best to imitate Trump
Warren could ask a dyke and just go with a strap-on. Instant penis. No need for a hospital.
Big Chief has long dong.
Said no one ever. I would be willing to bet that in 16 centuries of existence of the English language that was a completely unique combination of words that first issued from Liawatha's own mouth.
Warren is nucking futs!
What she left out was this "guy" was a tranny that only votes for trannies.IT wasn't because she was a woman,but that she was not a tranny.
Fauxcohontas, Dances With Truth, Spreading Bull, Scams With a Fist, Dishonest Injun. What else have we got!
Using the crude language is not typical. However, there are a block of voters who will NEVER vote for a woman. They are not shy about telling you so either, trust me. Same issue for racial voters when they go to the ballot box, black or white. If their candidate is the same race as the voter that candidate could have raped their grandmother on live TV and the voter would still justify and vote for them.
It's still a more or less free country. Would you compel them by force to vote your way? Same with the racial voters. You may condemn them as ignorant ... they would likely say the same of you. You just have to accept their existence.
Making up stories about people telling her they would vote for her if she had a penis is a sign that the Toxiplasma Gondii from her cats' feces has affected her brain.
In desperation Cruz is trying too hard. Depricating humor is not his thing he should leave that to Trump.
(Obscure Zappa / JCB reference)
At least he is trying. Where are the rest of our precious senators?
Liz should be mocked, unmercifully and continually.
She’s only in it for the money...
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