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Lion with Mullet Causes Uproar in China, Zoo Denies Giving Botched Haircut-LION WITH A MULLET CAT'S BAD HAIR DAY STIRS UPROAR ... Zoo Says It Wasn't Us!!!
TMZ ^ | 5/31/2022

Posted on 06/02/2022 8:10:11 AM PDT by SJackson

A lion's not-so-purrfect hairdo is raising eyebrows ... prompting a zoo in China to brush the blame off themselves and onto mother nature.

Hang Hang the lion has the Internet buzzing about his rockstar mane, because let's face it ... sure looks like a total failure of a haircut -- but the Guangzhou Zoo claims it has nothing to do with his unique look.

They say high humidity is to blame for Hang Hang's blown-out mullet, claiming the lion licked his paws and brushed his hair out during a recent extreme heatwave.

The zoo chalks it up to "nature's magic," adding Hang Hang looks like a blonde supermodel, but most others don't see it that way. Some say he looks like one of The Beatles, mop-top and all, while many draw a resemblance to the "Tiger King" himself, Joe Exotic.

Zoo visitors are still skeptical the weather is at fault here ... one claims his hair looked nothing like this 2 months ago when they went to the zoo, and some even say the staff has ruined the lion's appearance altogether.

The opinion that really matters, of course, is Hang Hang's ... but he's remained silent. So far.


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To: WMarshal

The anaesthesia may have been wearing off. I can’t imagine doing that to a lion who was fully alert.


21 posted on 06/02/2022 9:59:27 AM PDT by jmcenanly (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ― Winston)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

She’s telling him to go get his money back


22 posted on 06/02/2022 10:20:32 AM PDT by SMARTY (“Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.” Thomas Sowell)
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To: dsrtsage

Is it just me, or does that lion look kinda slanty-eyed?


23 posted on 06/02/2022 10:22:49 AM PDT by abb
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To: SJackson

He looks a bit like Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes.


24 posted on 06/02/2022 10:33:33 AM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: SJackson

That’s lead guitar player hair.


25 posted on 06/02/2022 10:39:20 AM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: katana

LOL

I was at the store earlier and read this on my phone sans the pic and thought you meant Elton John

Yes hes even better than the Fab Four


26 posted on 06/02/2022 12:22:25 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: katana

Schwing!


27 posted on 06/02/2022 12:25:16 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: windcliff

Ping


28 posted on 06/02/2022 3:49:35 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Mostly peaceful.)
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To: SJackson

I went to that barber once. Never again.


29 posted on 06/02/2022 3:52:43 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is i)
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To: SJackson

30 posted on 06/02/2022 5:55:34 PM PDT by buridan
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