[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Talk about discrimination. These people have their PhDs in Hypocrisy with a specialty in Absurd Psychosis (A.P.), Ethereal Wickedness (E.W.) and Severe Holistic Intellectual Terminability (S.H.I.T.).

[Trillian]

When they kill themselves, they can get a posthumous degree in aeronautical science.