I know Bagstercus is on special assignment and didn't plan to be online today. I wanted to help him ketchup when he does make a showing, so I thought this cat lady meme would be just the kind of thing he'd post. I mean, we've posted together for 4 years now, so I THINK I know the FReeQ!
He was disgusted, said he would NEVER post it and was outraged when I said I'd post on his behalf. He said I don't understand his humor at all, even after all these years and that he wanted nothing to do with the meme, can't see why I thought he'd like it, and said he is NEVER indirect like this.
I told Bagstercus that if he forgot to post today, I would post this on his behalf. He was 'displeased' and said he would put aside his 'special assigment' to post, and that I therefore couldn't post this meme on his behalf.
I posted it. Bagstercus, if you don't post today, this meme which you so loathe (why, I do not know) becomes official property of Bagster's Reputation Inc. at 12 midnight, Pacific Standard Time.
Your move.
